Georgia to Concede 2009 Georgia-Florida Game!
I read a column in the paper today that basically said The Dawgs would have an o.k. year in 2009, but we don’t have a prayer against Florida. The columnist implied that Coach Richt said, ‘If we couldn’t beat Florida with Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno last year, how can we win with Joe Cox and Caleb King?’ I hear they are already fitting the crystal trophy to fit Urban Meyer’s little cloven hooves. We are in a rebuilding year, can’t we just skip the Florida game? Is it fair to put our poor, little, down-trodden Bullpups up against the mighty Gators and the glorious Tim Tebow? I just hope the repeating national champion Florida Gators take it easy on us. At least keep it close Mr. Meyer, maybe within 40 points…Puurrty Please? Can we forfeit? It would give our players some much needed rest so we could finish out the season strong. Actually, should Florida even have to play any of these games? I mean, what if the Mighty Tebow twists an ankle or something, landing after his descent to the field? Why take that chance? We all know they’re going to win it all…Right? Right?
You know what I think would make Tebow’s uniform look better? Lots of beautiful red streaks, all over his helmet. Walk into Jacksonville on Cloud 9, gators…And bring Herbstreit with you!!! There’s a reckoning coming this Halloween!
I can hear the mullet headed, jean short wearers now, “Heyyyyy! I thought ‘is monkey lacked ‘dem gators???”
