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		<title>One Alpaca to Another</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just saw some Alpaca, walking through a pasture, and I wondered what they were thinking...]]></description>
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		<title>Nuptial Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What did the priest tell the melon when he asked for advice on his upcoming nuptials? &#8220;You know, you cantaloupe.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Two Shepherds</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:03:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  So, if two shepherds were talking, and one Shepherd said to the other shepherd, &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you $20 for all your sheep.&#8221;, and then the other shepherd replied, &#8220;What, the flock?&#8221;.   Well, I bet they&#8217;d just laugh and laugh.     .     .]]></description>
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		<title>Duck Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 03:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this duck walks into a hardware store...]]></description>
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