I have recently noticed a major flaw in a large number of polo style shirts that I own, especially the ones with horizontal stripes.  When I look in the mirror, it appears that the horizontal stripes are noticeably longer, the lower you get on the shirt. I have just recently noticed this and have no idea how long it has been going on, but I am outraged and embarrassed to wear them out in public.

   I have also noticed a problem with vertical stripes on shirts. It appears that the stripes tend to be farther apart toward the bottom of the shirt than they are at the top. You want another example?  How about button-ups.  It seems that now they are placing as many as 2-3 buttons upside down on the shirts!  I have noticed multiple buttons on tucked-in, button-up shirts that actually point directly at the floor or even worse, they point right back at me!  All at the lower end of the shirts!  I am amazed at the decline in craftmanship in the textile industry!

On a similar subject, when did they start making belts in the shape of a boomerang?

Seriously, something has to be done!   Thank God all of my lose fitting, flowerdy shirts seem to be ok…For Now!

(And if none of this makes any sense to you, then get back on the treadmill…Asshole.)

So, if two shepherds were talking, and one Shepherd said to the other shepherd, “I’ll give you $20 for all your sheep.”, and then the other shepherd replied, “What, the flock?”.

  Well, I bet they’d just laugh and laugh.

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